This Wine Has a Great Nose. Like Mine!

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  We poodles are a bit more refined y'know.
We prance.  We get coiffed.

We're Pampered.

Mmmmm. This wine has body.
Who makes this? Purina?

You're Home!

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I didn't know where you were.
One minute you're here and we played.
And the next thing I know I'm alone.
For a long, long time.
It might have been days, I don't know.
I don't have a watch.

And now you're back.
Oh goodie.

I Can't Get Rid of My Wrinkles

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Do I look worried?
Well, yes I guess I do.
But I come by it honestly.
Years ago I was asked to do something I didn't understand.
It was "sit" or "stay" or something, I don't remember.
And so I wrinkled up my brow to try to grasp what was being asked of me.

And it stuck.