Did You Say Walkies ???

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Me? Go outside? Walkies? Ball? 

Riding in the car with my head out 

the window?

 Hurry up. 

I'm getting a cramp in my tail!!!

Are You Serious ?

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What?

Plain cat food? For moi?

You must be joking.

Haven't you been feeding me the "good stuff" all these years 

and now you're trying to pass off THAT as my breakfast?

I'm appalled. 

And to show my appalledness, I won't eat. 

There. I said it.

I'll just go outside and find a mouse or something.

Cookie !

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 My hearing is great. 

It wasn't bookie or nookie or wookie.

It was "COOKIE" and if you can't tell,

I am readddddy!!!

Toss it, hand it to me, make me sit and wait, I am ready!!

God, I love that word.

Angel Pig!

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Yes, I'm cute. And I'm a good little pig too. 

Well behaved. Housebroken (mostly).

Sweet. Y'know, 

like a little angel.

I'm Speechless !

 

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 What?????

You brought me a present???

Is it a MOUSE? Or  BIRD?

You’re something else.

I’m speechless.

 

I Wear my Heart on my Collar

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How do I love you?  Let me count they ways.

I love you for the way you stroke my head;

I love you when I can sleep on the bed.

I love you for surprises in my food;

I love you no matter what your mood;

I love you when we play all the time;

I love you when you sip your wine.

Your Mine.