I Can't Get Rid of My Wrinkles

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Do I look worried?
Well, yes I guess I do.
But I come by it honestly.
Years ago I was asked to do something I didn't understand.
It was "sit" or "stay" or something, I don't remember.
And so I wrinkled up my brow to try to grasp what was being asked of me.

And it stuck.

I hope this doesn't go viral.

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When my mom said she was

Having my colors done,

I never suspected

THIS !

I thought I was a Winter!

What will they think at the dog park?

Sure I'm Happy. Why Do You Ask?

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 Sure I look a bit down.

But that doesn't mean I'm sad.

I have hang dog face, some of us were

born with it.

Your mother-in-law has one just like it.

But things are going OK.

My life is good, food's passable, and I get around pretty well when the squirrels

taunt me.

So not to worry.

You're kidding, Right?

 

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A bath?
Oh come on now.
I wash.
Actually I have a particularly rough tongue that picks out hairballs and twigs and things so I'm pretty clean.
Hot water? Soap?
Oh pray I heard wrong.
This is cruel.

I won't forget.

It's Me. Velcro Dog!

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          Hey I didn't choose all this hair. It comes with the breed.
I run around picking up twigs, leaves, and schmutz of all kinds.
And then I bring it all inside to share
with the family.

No, no, don't thank me.
Glad to do it.

Pretty and Poised

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We cats are always posed.
We have poise.
Perhaps it's our early Egyptian training
as gods.
We remember, y'know. 

And don't you forget it either.

 

I'm Not Only Cute...I'm Smart!

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I know how to get things done.

Anytime I want something, you immediately guess what it is.

Our dog training was very successful.

You got trained!

Pretty smart, eh?