It's Me. Velcro Dog!

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          Hey I didn't choose all this hair. It comes with the breed.
I run around picking up twigs, leaves, and schmutz of all kinds.
And then I bring it all inside to share
with the family.

No, no, don't thank me.
Glad to do it.

Pretty and Poised

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We cats are always posed.
We have poise.
Perhaps it's our early Egyptian training
as gods.
We remember, y'know. 

And don't you forget it either.

 

I'm Not Only Cute...I'm Smart!

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I know how to get things done.

Anytime I want something, you immediately guess what it is.

Our dog training was very successful.

You got trained!

Pretty smart, eh?

Did You Hear My Lab Report?

 

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Why do I  bark?
You're kidding right? I'm talking, duh.
It might be about a cookie or a ball or that you need to get your butt up off the couch
and take me for a walkie.
Water, poop, cookie, - you'll figure it out.
No I don't put it in writing or text you.
I blurt it out loud
to get your attention.

We labs, that's what we do.

Me? Ball? Y'think?

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I love to chase a ball.

You throw. Me get.

Over and over and over.

Don't ask me why I love to chase it.

Whether it's the thrill of the chase 

or that familiar slobber all over it,

you can count on me to chase it

till my tongue turns purple.

We labs, that's what we do.

 

We need walkies !

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Can't we go walkies?
Pleeeeeeaase?
There are so many wonderful smells and 
places to mark my spot.
And we both need the exercise, don't we?
So turn off the TV, stop Googling and let's get some air and enjoy our time together.

And hey, we might see a squirrel.

What? Me Unlucky?

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I like being black. It's so monochromatic.
I blend in as nite falls and
everyone can notice how pretty I am in the daytime.
A win-win.
Do you think a black cat crossing your path brings bad luck?
Hey!  You don't cross mine,
I won't cross yours.

Deal?