What? They Had My Colors Done?

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It was just another trip to the groomer they said.
But when I got home and saw myself in the mirror,
I was horrified. My God, what did they do to me?
What will I tell the others at the dog park?
No one will take me seriously, I mean as a dog.
I'll bark. And they'll just laugh.
What'll I do?
I know.

I'll go live in San Francisco.

I Use The Pathetic Look.

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Sure I use it.
I use it all the time.
Why?
Because it works. If I want a cookie. If I want a walkie. Din-din?
You guessed it.
Does it wear out its effect? No, not at all.

They're simple folk.

"Can I Come Out Now?"

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What was that noise?
Was it a plane? Was it thunder? I hate thunder.
I shiver and shake and there's no music!
I gots to hide somewhere. Ahh, the couch has room for me.
Then I'll just peek out to see if anyone else survived.

Hey, why are they all laughing?

"They Call Me The Hound Of The Parking Lot"

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There I was, just sitting behind the wheel, something I love to do, waiting for my owner to come out from the market. I'm patient. Hey, what else is there to do? I could poop in the back seat but hey, she gets pissed when that happens. I could chew the shift handle, but who needs it?
I'll just wait, looking really cool. 

Hey, who's that poodle in the next car?

"I'm Ready For My Closeup."

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    You put all sorts of accessories on me.                                            But do I care? No, not really.                                                          After all if you love me, that's all that matters, plus meal time, walkies and plenty of good rubs and hugs. 

OK. I'm ready for my closeup. 

Want a selfie?

Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

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I know it looks like that's all I do all day.

Sleep.

But hey, I run around, do a fair amount
of sniffing. Squirrels, birds, bugs.
It's a windfall out there.
And then when not much is happening,
I snooze and dream.
And you know you can see me whimpering or twitching.

What do you mean I snore?

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"I Am Cute. Now, Where's That Cookie."

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Look I didn't plan it this way. 

It comes with the breed, and yes, I'm petite, 

and yes I cuddle extremely well too.
So just a mournful look your way gets me pretty much anything I want.

Right now, it's that cookie.