"Don't Laugh. It's Serious"

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Sure I needed to get your attention.
You're always on your phone or watching TV
and it isn't easy getting through to you.
I prance.
I dance.
I jump up on the couch to get a better vantage point.
But nothing gets through.
So I look incredibly sad. Like I'm sick or something.

Pity. It always works. Hey, I'm hungry.

Are You Lookin' At Me?

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I don't know what you're doing over there. I am curious but also suspicious.
I don't trust easily as you know. Things are scary or dangerous or both.
I have to watch you at all times.
What?

Food? Oh, that's different.

I Did What?

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You're blaming me?
Just because I am sitting next to this fun roll of toilet paper
that kept on teasing me, you're blaming me?
Couldn't it have been the cat?
You know how she tries to implicate me all the time.
She is devious.
I am your friend. Oh, you need to use the toilet?
Well good I'll move.

I've left lots of paper on the floor for you.

  

Sometimes I See With My Nose

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Of course I'm nosey. I see with my nose. Sure the smell comes way before the actual thing, the ball,
my dinner, you after your run, the cat (ugh).
I stick my nose wherever I want and that gets
me all I need to know.
Did I smell something on the stove?
For me? Really?

Oh, it's only your dinner (sigh)

Oh Please, Please, Read My Mind.

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I know I don't have the right words to tell you what I want.
I can make noises but that doesn't always work.
Most of the time you guess.
It's feed me, go for a walkie, cookie (oh that's sweet),
pee or poop time or something like that.
But when I just want attention, a little head rub y'know,
do you get it?

I wish you spoke dog.

What? They Had My Colors Done?

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It was just another trip to the groomer they said.
But when I got home and saw myself in the mirror,
I was horrified. My God, what did they do to me?
What will I tell the others at the dog park?
No one will take me seriously, I mean as a dog.
I'll bark. And they'll just laugh.
What'll I do?
I know.

I'll go live in San Francisco.

I Use The Pathetic Look.

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Sure I use it.
I use it all the time.
Why?
Because it works. If I want a cookie. If I want a walkie. Din-din?
You guessed it.
Does it wear out its effect? No, not at all.

They're simple folk.

"Can I Come Out Now?"

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What was that noise?
Was it a plane? Was it thunder? I hate thunder.
I shiver and shake and there's no music!
I gots to hide somewhere. Ahh, the couch has room for me.
Then I'll just peek out to see if anyone else survived.

Hey, why are they all laughing?

"They Call Me The Hound Of The Parking Lot"

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There I was, just sitting behind the wheel, something I love to do, waiting for my owner to come out from the market. I'm patient. Hey, what else is there to do? I could poop in the back seat but hey, she gets pissed when that happens. I could chew the shift handle, but who needs it?
I'll just wait, looking really cool. 

Hey, who's that poodle in the next car?

Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

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I know it looks like that's all I do all day.

Sleep.

But hey, I run around, do a fair amount
of sniffing. Squirrels, birds, bugs.
It's a windfall out there.
And then when not much is happening,
I snooze and dream.
And you know you can see me whimpering or twitching.

What do you mean I snore?

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"I Am Cute. Now, Where's That Cookie."

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Look I didn't plan it this way. 

It comes with the breed, and yes, I'm petite, 

and yes I cuddle extremely well too.
So just a mournful look your way gets me pretty much anything I want.

Right now, it's that cookie.

"I Can Feel The Wind In My Ears"

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 I love running. 

I stay low to the ground (what choice do I have?) 

for maximum speed and then my ears catch the breeze and it's almost LIFT OFF for me!

Flap! Flap!  You can hear me comin'.

     And I get to choose any runway I want.

    

I'm So Happy I Could Fly.

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Oh boy, a ride in the car?
A walkie?
Did you say, "Cookie"?
Once I hear one of those wonderful words, I get excited and happy.
Can't you tell?

Does the wiggling give me away?

Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

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I know it looks like that's all I do all day.

Sleep.

But hey, I run around, do a fair amount
of sniffing. Squirrels, birds, bugs.
It's a windfall out there.
And then when not much is happening,
I snooze and dream.
And you know you can see me whimpering or twitching.

What do you mean I snore?

Sweet Pig O Mine

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I may not talk but I sure am sweet.
When I grunt, or squeal, it's cute.
I'm clean after my owner ran me thru the
wash & spin cycle.
Squealy clean I might add.
Some folks just love pigs

I can understand why.

"You Talkin' To Me?"

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You said my name. And I perked up my ears in acknowledgment.
You must have had some purpose.
Walkies? Cookie?
Come over and look adoringly at you?
Whatever it was,
I sure hope it's worth it.

I was having a fantastic dream.

Why Is This Dog Smiling?

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Hey, I only have a few expressions anyway.
Guarded, happy, confused and pleading.
Most of the time I choose happy. It works on both ends. Tail. Butt wiggle. Smile.
What was it you said, "Cookie"? "Walkies"? "Ride in the car"? "Dog park"? Who cares?

I'm up for it

I've Earned My Grey Hair.

             As we get older, the grey hair starts to show up, doesn't it?                                  Our walks are slower and it takes longer to get up on our feet.

 We stumble a bit and everyone notices you're just a little slower in your step.
      I've noticed it a bit about you.

Say how old are you in dog years?

 

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"But I am happy to see you."

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I may look a bit sad but I'm not.
I'm actually glad to see you.
My face may droop
and my eyes look mopey but
I'm glad you're here again.
Want to make me smile?

A bone would do quite nicely.

"I need my beauty sleep."

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I spend lots of time chasing squirrels,

or playing ball.
And we have our walkies too.
But sometimes things poop me out.

I do need my beauty nap.

Be glad I don't snore.

                                                                        Oh, I do?