Sometimes I See With My Nose

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Of course I'm nosey. I see with my nose. Sure the smell comes way before the actual thing, the ball,
my dinner, you after your run, the cat (ugh).
I stick my nose wherever I want and that gets
me all I need to know.
Did I smell something on the stove?
For me? Really?

Oh, it's only your dinner (sigh)

Oh Please, Please, Read My Mind.

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I know I don't have the right words to tell you what I want.
I can make noises but that doesn't always work.
Most of the time you guess.
It's feed me, go for a walkie, cookie (oh that's sweet),
pee or poop time or something like that.
But when I just want attention, a little head rub y'know,
do you get it?

I wish you spoke dog.

I Use The Pathetic Look.

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Sure I use it.
I use it all the time.
Why?
Because it works. If I want a cookie. If I want a walkie. Din-din?
You guessed it.
Does it wear out its effect? No, not at all.

They're simple folk.

"Can I Come Out Now?"

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What was that noise?
Was it a plane? Was it thunder? I hate thunder.
I shiver and shake and there's no music!
I gots to hide somewhere. Ahh, the couch has room for me.
Then I'll just peek out to see if anyone else survived.

Hey, why are they all laughing?

"They Call Me The Hound Of The Parking Lot"

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There I was, just sitting behind the wheel, something I love to do, waiting for my owner to come out from the market. I'm patient. Hey, what else is there to do? I could poop in the back seat but hey, she gets pissed when that happens. I could chew the shift handle, but who needs it?
I'll just wait, looking really cool. 

Hey, who's that poodle in the next car?

"I'm Ready For My Closeup."

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    You put all sorts of accessories on me.                                            But do I care? No, not really.                                                          After all if you love me, that's all that matters, plus meal time, walkies and plenty of good rubs and hugs. 

OK. I'm ready for my closeup. 

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I'm So Happy I Could Fly.

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Oh boy, a ride in the car?
A walkie?
Did you say, "Cookie"?
Once I hear one of those wonderful words, I get excited and happy.
Can't you tell?

Does the wiggling give me away?

Pre Wash And Final Rinse

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So after dinner's over
and our pleading eyes are upon you,
you reluctantly lower the plates
to the floor.

Then the fun begins.

Our tongues devour anything
that's left.

Not an inch of plate is missed.
Yumm.

Hey, why bother with the dishwasher.

Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

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I know it looks like that's all I do all day.

Sleep.

But hey, I run around, do a fair amount
of sniffing. Squirrels, birds, bugs.
It's a windfall out there.
And then when not much is happening,
I snooze and dream.
And you know you can see me whimpering or twitching.

What do you mean I snore?

Ears Up

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No other breed looks like I do.

Once you dock our ears,
we have these super pointy ears
that perk up whenever someone calls our name.
What?

Did you say, "Let's go!"
I'm ready.

"You Talkin' To Me?"

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You said my name. And I perked up my ears in acknowledgment.
You must have had some purpose.
Walkies? Cookie?
Come over and look adoringly at you?
Whatever it was,
I sure hope it's worth it.

I was having a fantastic dream.

Why Is This Dog Smiling?

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Hey, I only have a few expressions anyway.
Guarded, happy, confused and pleading.
Most of the time I choose happy. It works on both ends. Tail. Butt wiggle. Smile.
What was it you said, "Cookie"? "Walkies"? "Ride in the car"? "Dog park"? Who cares?

I'm up for it

I've Earned My Grey Hair.

             As we get older, the grey hair starts to show up, doesn't it?                                  Our walks are slower and it takes longer to get up on our feet.

 We stumble a bit and everyone notices you're just a little slower in your step.
      I've noticed it a bit about you.

Say how old are you in dog years?

 

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"I need my beauty sleep."

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I spend lots of time chasing squirrels,

or playing ball.
And we have our walkies too.
But sometimes things poop me out.

I do need my beauty nap.

Be glad I don't snore.

                                                                        Oh, I do?