I'm So Happy I Could Fly.

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Oh boy, a ride in the car?
A walkie?
Did you say, "Cookie"?
Once I hear one of those wonderful words, I get excited and happy.
Can't you tell?

Does the wiggling give me away?

Pre Wash And Final Rinse

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So after dinner's over
and our pleading eyes are upon you,
you reluctantly lower the plates
to the floor.

Then the fun begins.

Our tongues devour anything
that's left.

Not an inch of plate is missed.
Yumm.

Hey, why bother with the dishwasher.

Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

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I know it looks like that's all I do all day.

Sleep.

But hey, I run around, do a fair amount
of sniffing. Squirrels, birds, bugs.
It's a windfall out there.
And then when not much is happening,
I snooze and dream.
And you know you can see me whimpering or twitching.

What do you mean I snore?

Ears Up

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No other breed looks like I do.

Once you dock our ears,
we have these super pointy ears
that perk up whenever someone calls our name.
What?

Did you say, "Let's go!"
I'm ready.

I Hear You Loud and Clear

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I heard the sound of food going
in my bowl.
I hear when you grab your keys and
we're going out.
I hear when you whisper "walkies".
I hear those really funny noises you make
in the bathroom.

Are you in pain?

Sweet Pig O Mine

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I may not talk but I sure am sweet.
When I grunt, or squeal, it's cute.
I'm clean after my owner ran me thru the
wash & spin cycle.
Squealy clean I might add.
Some folks just love pigs

I can understand why.

"You Talkin' To Me?"

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You said my name. And I perked up my ears in acknowledgment.
You must have had some purpose.
Walkies? Cookie?
Come over and look adoringly at you?
Whatever it was,
I sure hope it's worth it.

I was having a fantastic dream.