"But I am happy to see you."

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I may look a bit sad but I'm not.
I'm actually glad to see you.
My face may droop
and my eyes look mopey but
I'm glad you're here again.
Want to make me smile?

A bone would do quite nicely.

Who. Is not a Question.

"Who. Is not a question."

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Anytime I make a noise,

you think I'm asking a question.

I'm not.

I'm really asking if any other owl is nearby chasing that squirrel I'm watching.

Sure don't want to collide with another owl at nite.

There are no
air traffic controllers out here.

"I need my beauty sleep."

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I spend lots of time chasing squirrels,

or playing ball.
And we have our walkies too.
But sometimes things poop me out.

I do need my beauty nap.

Be glad I don't snore.

                                                                        Oh, I do?

 

"Do I look worried?"

When I hear the word "car" or "cookie",
my ears go up.
So do my eyebrows. They're not really eyebrows but you get the idea.

Some people think,
"Hey that dog looks worried."

Not so.

Haven't a care in the world.

Unless they don't let me out to pee.

Peekaboo. I see you.

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Hey, I didn't ask for all this hair.
It came with the package.
It's long and silky and pretty I know.
But it gets all funky when I go out and play
in the mud.
But because I'm small, I'm easy to wash
and brush out.
But hey, you picked for me.

Just stop putting in the spin cycle.

I'm Little, So Watch Out!

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I guess women love me because I'm so little.
I'm smooth to the touch and
you can usually
hold me in your hand.
You can even carry me in your purse if
it's big enough.
But don't let that big dog come over here.

I may have to tear him apart.

This Wine Has a Great Nose. Like Mine!

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  We poodles are a bit more refined y'know.
We prance.  We get coiffed.

We're Pampered.

Mmmmm. This wine has body.
Who makes this? Purina?

You're Home!

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I didn't know where you were.
One minute you're here and we played.
And the next thing I know I'm alone.
For a long, long time.
It might have been days, I don't know.
I don't have a watch.

And now you're back.
Oh goodie.

I Can't Get Rid of My Wrinkles

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Do I look worried?
Well, yes I guess I do.
But I come by it honestly.
Years ago I was asked to do something I didn't understand.
It was "sit" or "stay" or something, I don't remember.
And so I wrinkled up my brow to try to grasp what was being asked of me.

And it stuck.

I hope this doesn't go viral.

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When my mom said she was

Having my colors done,

I never suspected

THIS !

I thought I was a Winter!

What will they think at the dog park?

Sure I'm Happy. Why Do You Ask?

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 Sure I look a bit down.

But that doesn't mean I'm sad.

I have hang dog face, some of us were

born with it.

Your mother-in-law has one just like it.

But things are going OK.

My life is good, food's passable, and I get around pretty well when the squirrels

taunt me.

So not to worry.