"I need my beauty sleep."

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I spend lots of time chasing squirrels,

or playing ball.
And we have our walkies too.
But sometimes things poop me out.

I do need my beauty nap.

Be glad I don't snore.

                                                                        Oh, I do?

 

"Do I look worried?"

When I hear the word "car" or "cookie",
my ears go up.
So do my eyebrows. They're not really eyebrows but you get the idea.

Some people think,
"Hey that dog looks worried."

Not so.

Haven't a care in the world.

Unless they don't let me out to pee.

Peekaboo. I see you.

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Hey, I didn't ask for all this hair.
It came with the package.
It's long and silky and pretty I know.
But it gets all funky when I go out and play
in the mud.
But because I'm small, I'm easy to wash
and brush out.
But hey, you picked for me.

Just stop putting in the spin cycle.

I'm Little, So Watch Out!

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I guess women love me because I'm so little.
I'm smooth to the touch and
you can usually
hold me in your hand.
You can even carry me in your purse if
it's big enough.
But don't let that big dog come over here.

I may have to tear him apart.