Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

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I know it looks like that's all I do all day.

Sleep.

But hey, I run around, do a fair amount
of sniffing. Squirrels, birds, bugs.
It's a windfall out there.
And then when not much is happening,
I snooze and dream.
And you know you can see me whimpering or twitching.

What do you mean I snore?

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"I Am Cute. Now, Where's That Cookie."

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Look I didn't plan it this way. 

It comes with the breed, and yes, I'm petite, 

and yes I cuddle extremely well too.
So just a mournful look your way gets me pretty much anything I want.

Right now, it's that cookie.

"I Can Feel The Wind In My Ears"

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 I love running. 

I stay low to the ground (what choice do I have?) 

for maximum speed and then my ears catch the breeze and it's almost LIFT OFF for me!

Flap! Flap!  You can hear me comin'.

     And I get to choose any runway I want.

    

I'm So Happy I Could Fly.

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Oh boy, a ride in the car?
A walkie?
Did you say, "Cookie"?
Once I hear one of those wonderful words, I get excited and happy.
Can't you tell?

Does the wiggling give me away?

Pre Wash And Final Rinse

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So after dinner's over
and our pleading eyes are upon you,
you reluctantly lower the plates
to the floor.

Then the fun begins.

Our tongues devour anything
that's left.

Not an inch of plate is missed.
Yumm.

Hey, why bother with the dishwasher.

Do Not Disturb. I'm Dreamin'

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I know it looks like that's all I do all day.

Sleep.

But hey, I run around, do a fair amount
of sniffing. Squirrels, birds, bugs.
It's a windfall out there.
And then when not much is happening,
I snooze and dream.
And you know you can see me whimpering or twitching.

What do you mean I snore?

Ears Up

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No other breed looks like I do.

Once you dock our ears,
we have these super pointy ears
that perk up whenever someone calls our name.
What?

Did you say, "Let's go!"
I'm ready.

I Hear You Loud and Clear

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I heard the sound of food going
in my bowl.
I hear when you grab your keys and
we're going out.
I hear when you whisper "walkies".
I hear those really funny noises you make
in the bathroom.

Are you in pain?

Sweet Pig O Mine

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I may not talk but I sure am sweet.
When I grunt, or squeal, it's cute.
I'm clean after my owner ran me thru the
wash & spin cycle.
Squealy clean I might add.
Some folks just love pigs

I can understand why.

"You Talkin' To Me?"

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You said my name. And I perked up my ears in acknowledgment.
You must have had some purpose.
Walkies? Cookie?
Come over and look adoringly at you?
Whatever it was,
I sure hope it's worth it.

I was having a fantastic dream.

Why Is This Dog Smiling?

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Hey, I only have a few expressions anyway.
Guarded, happy, confused and pleading.
Most of the time I choose happy. It works on both ends. Tail. Butt wiggle. Smile.
What was it you said, "Cookie"? "Walkies"? "Ride in the car"? "Dog park"? Who cares?

I'm up for it

I've Earned My Grey Hair.

             As we get older, the grey hair starts to show up, doesn't it?                                  Our walks are slower and it takes longer to get up on our feet.

 We stumble a bit and everyone notices you're just a little slower in your step.
      I've noticed it a bit about you.

Say how old are you in dog years?

 

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"Who- Hoo-Hoo To You."

You don't always notice me in the trees.
Do you?
     I see you just fine.
     And then just when I think you aren't looking, I will ask who you are.
     After all, we don't really know each other.
So it makes sense to try to find out.
To see if we're simpatico and all that.

What did you expect me to ask?

"Why?"

Sweet Shaggy

 

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I am just your regular shaggy dog with those sweet eyes that make you melt.

Are you melting yet? Are you in love? 

Are you motivated to get up off the couch and 

go get a cookie for the one you love? 

Think about it. 

Well? I'm waiting.