I hope this doesn't go viral.

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When my mom said she was

Having my colors done,

I never suspected

THIS !

I thought I was a Winter!

What will they think at the dog park?

Sure I'm Happy. Why Do You Ask?

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 Sure I look a bit down.

But that doesn't mean I'm sad.

I have hang dog face, some of us were

born with it.

Your mother-in-law has one just like it.

But things are going OK.

My life is good, food's passable, and I get around pretty well when the squirrels

taunt me.

So not to worry.

You're kidding, Right?

 

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A bath?
Oh come on now.
I wash.
Actually I have a particularly rough tongue that picks out hairballs and twigs and things so I'm pretty clean.
Hot water? Soap?
Oh pray I heard wrong.
This is cruel.

I won't forget.